It's hot..... Damn HOT!

From Around the World in who knows how many days! in Orlando, United States on Jul 15 '07

Simple Simon has visited no places in Orlando

Orlando Florida.... the home of Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and the afternoon thunderstorm.

Orlando reminded me of the Gold Coast minus a long stretch of beach. It is hot, muggy and full of tourists. Being the big kid that I am I couldn't leave the US without a visit to see Mickey and the closest place was Walt Disney World Resort and when they say world they mean it. The piece of land that the resort once occupied equated to just on 2 times the size of Manhattan island and this is clear as you enter the park. They have there own freeway, mass transit system and more rides an attractions than any other place in the world. These guys do everything right.... after all it is the most magical place on earth... or so they say. If you do visit, one of the best rides I went on was the Mission Space. With 2 options, the extreme ride or the more milder version, we opted for the original and more extreme version of the ride. It simulates a shuttle launch and actually spins you in a centrifuge and you can feel the G-force as you blast off. Apparently they had to create a milder version of the ride and place warnings everywhere after 2 people had actually died after riding (not sure how true that is but that is the rumor)

the home of Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and the afternoon thunderstorm
Is that beer or Lucozade?
Is that beer or Lucozade?
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Apart from the Disney Resort we also went to Universal Studios where we were introduced on the way home to the harsh Florida weather. We had just finished up a day at the park and started to walk back to our hotel some 2 kms away when the weather rolled in. We could see the clouds before we left but didn't anticipate just how bad it was actually going to be. The wind and rain were that strong that we were almost blown away and this is no exaggeration... we attempted to run but were forced back by the wind. At about the halfway mark of our journey home we had to take shelter in a restaurant on the side of the ride. We looked like we had just jumped into the sea with all our clothes on. Our shoes were full of water and took days to dry, as did my backpack which was not as water proof as I first thought. Once again fun times had by all.

It's a Magical place where dreams come true!
It's a Magical place where dreams come true!
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Orlando is a great place to take the kids, even the big ones, but it is expensive and probably somewhere that I would not go back to in a hurry.


Ash8 avatar Ash8 on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
I hope you got to meet Mickey. Nice happy snaps and stories. Yes they don't do anything by halfs do they, sounds huge.
No Willpower avatar No Willpower on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Hey Simon, Love the beard, which one in the photo is really you, the ape on the left or the right????? No seriously, the beard looks great, u look sooooo relaxed I'm jealous. I can't believe you n' Matt actually ate all of that pizza, you'd better watch the calories!!!! Enjoy Ireland, looking forward to seeing the beautifuly scenery there. Have fun, LOVE YA, Aunty Kath
Charles DaBeast avatar Charles DaBeast on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
You are a hairy bastard simon! Where's the razor!
Killa avatar Killa on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Musky the travel blogs you have been sending have been great. Simon your having adventures like Kane out of Kung Fu traveling all over the world. You need to keep the beard mate the grange look you have down pat. Keep the blogs coming dude and enjoy. Killa
Simple Simon avatar Simple Simon on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Hey Pam it worked.... they didn't have an idiana jones ride only a stunt show... I think the ride is in Anahiem
WeeJo avatar WeeJo on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Hey mister! Loving your blogs - perfect reading material for a wee afternoon skive at work! Wish I was in your backpack (although its probably starting to get a wee bit stinky by now, so maybe not..). When you coming to sunny UK?!! Ps that was joke - there aint no sun here :) Take care, Jo x
Happy Campers avatar Happy Campers on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Hey Simon glad to hear you made it to Malta in one piece, What was Ireland like? I wish I was there so I could enjoy the famous maltese ravioli's, Looking forward to your next entry. Say hi to your Mum & Dad and take care, The Muscats from Altona Meadows PS it's bloody cold in Melb.
Happy Campers avatar Happy Campers on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Glad to here you are having a great time, We in this household are still mourning the loss of the great kevin sheedy and by the way don't you have a razor Do you know who we are?
Lesley luvs ya avatar Lesley luvs ya on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Hey Sime's!!!! I just finished reading all your blogs... I know, slow slow... You're such a meat head, I love it! Only your humour could mellow the American! Looking foward to the next Simon experience.... or lack of! Haha.
Jason and Sam avatar Jason and Sam on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Hey Simo, loving the look! I wish I could grow some facial hair to look like an arab like u. HAVE A SHAVE lol!!!!! In all seriousness, u haven't missed much here, no more bracksy and no sheeds. Both left their posts. Sam and I wish we were with you enjoying disneyland. Ah well one day!! Enjoy Ireland and drink heaps of the guinness. Jay and Sam xoxox
geelong avatar geelong on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
if this works it's a miracle. First blog I've managed to get into, it looks great. How did you like the Indian Jones ride in Disneyworld? Take care. Pam
Killa avatar Killa on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Musky you lucky shit a tour of Ireland and now Malta your sluming it alright.Mate keep the blogs coming they have been great very entertaining. Killa
Sassman avatar Sassman on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Ibby was right...u are the stunt double from "Harry and the Hendersons"!lolz...Have a blast Simon!!..Sass
G City brothers avatar G City brothers on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
My Brother we miss you in Control Mark and I are having withdrawls although mark withdraws more than I do and you know thats heaps. Hope your having a great time talk soon your brothers forever. Joe and Mark.
Simple Simon avatar Simple Simon on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
Hey Jo, Thanks, there will be a few more entries going up soon. I just finished a tour of Ireland and now in Malta for about 5 weeks. After that I'll be heading back to the UK and then I have know idea what I'm doing. Once I hit Scotland I will let you know
mish avatar mish on Jul. 26, 2007 @ 01:30AM said
hey there sounds great and that your haven a great time. The boys just realised your not going to be at Daves 40th NOT HAPPY JAN!!!!!! but hey i would rather be with you then at home organising it hehehehe keep enjoying and keep up the great blogs take care XXXXX

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